Hannah, you just fucked-up my life

And you dun show us your boobs because you like making us suffer? Do you have any idea what kind of torture that is?
It's like staying without power, without laptop/pc, internet, books, closed in a black room for 100 years. And the only thing for you to eat is just some cheese.That stinks, without gum or toothbrush, and when you try to sleep there are car alarms that are coming from every corner of that tiny tiny box. And when you finally fall asleep boogeyman comes out of your baby bed. And when you wake up, the floor is from legos, that you have to step on, and there is a little TV too, but you can't see Avengers or Game Of Thrones. 24/24 just commercials. And the only thing that you have to drink is low-cost juice that only makes you thirstier. And when you try to go to the bathroom there is no toilet seat. You have to poop in your hand and throw it. And you freacking miss it! And if you try to take a bath, there is no Hot and Cold. There is only Antarctica and Lava Hell, and you have to choose between one of them. And when you try to dry yourself, there is only one towel that you are using for 1 month long, and also, you don't know with which part you dried your ass or face. And if you try to talk there is a voice that imitates you , imitates you and then trolls you for 10 hours. And if you try to break thru that little tiny mini room you get into a smaller one, and a smaller one, and so on, until you won't fit anymore. And you will die miserable without any funeral.
That's how it is!!