@ a dyslexic guy walks into a bra
I thought that was funny xD

A dyslexic guy walks into a bra.

A dyslexic guy walks into a bra.

there was 2 blonde
one of them was on the other side of the river
the first blonde ask the other blonde " how do i get to the other side of the river"
the 2nd blonde answer " u r on the other side of the river"

Knock knock, who's there? bender, bender who, bend her over for me.

Knock knock.

Come in.

well if i knocked and i was a stranger i would offer lots of candy first like ice cream or something. so then you would feel comfortable and then rape you. :lol:

Knock knock, who's there? bender, bender who, bend her over for me.

Knock knock.

Come in.

well jokes are a lot more fun when told in person

Ok didn't laugh at either of them....

You asked, I answered.

Ok didn't laugh at either of them....

A cocky military man walks into a bar after coming back from war and decides to hit on the 2 hottest women there. He runs into the 2 hottest there and begins to flirt. He shows off his medals and begins to drink and buys them drinks. Well eventually it turns from casual conversation to sexual one. He then blatantly says to them he trained his d*ck military style. They were like no way that isn't true. So he pulls down his pants and says soldier ATTENTION and it shoots right up. And then he says soldier parade rest and it goes back down. the girls were laughing so much and asked him to do it multiple times. well he does it one last time and say soldier parade rest and it wouldn't go down. so then he repeats multiple times soldier parade rest and starts to get stern with it. then he tells the ladies please excuse me. and he goes in the corner and proceeds to masturbate. and the ladies get curious and went over to see what he was doing. he turned around and said sorry ladies dishonorable discharged. lmao :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: pervy dagus strikes again.

Since I don't know any English jokes I'll just post a few I found.
No need to give me tears, just have a laugh. : )
To reduce the spoiling I'll just post the answers at the bottom of the post.


1. How do you get a dozen babies into a bowl?

2. How do you get them out?

3. What does a dead baby getting microwaved look like?

4. What's a foot long, stiff in the morning and makes women scream?

5. What do you get when you put a baby through a wood chipper?

6. Some douche-bag in a nightclub came up to me and said: "I get 20 times more girls than you do, ha ha."

I replied: "20 x 0 = 0".




































1. With a blender.
2. Chips.
3. I don't know, I was too busy masturbating.
4. Crib death.
5. An erection.