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And this is what it's trailer SHOULD be like.
I tried reading the books (know your enemy, they say), I tried listening to the books, I even watched the first movie and tried to watch the second one.
I failed.
There is no other movie or book that I've hated more. I won't even begin to write a literary analysis and critique, I will just use the wise words of Oatmeal on the subject:
How Twilight Works
Vampires used to be vampires. Now they are by-products of a degenerate civilisation who prefers sparkly emo bitches and empty useless girls as the heroes of the day.
I tried reading the books (know your enemy, they say), I tried listening to the books, I even watched the first movie and tried to watch the second one.
I failed.
There is no other movie or book that I've hated more. I won't even begin to write a literary analysis and critique, I will just use the wise words of Oatmeal on the subject:
How Twilight Works
Vampires used to be vampires. Now they are by-products of a degenerate civilisation who prefers sparkly emo bitches and empty useless girls as the heroes of the day.
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I've read badly written cheap romance novels that are better than Twilight.
Check out the Oatmeal link.
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[color=#ff0000]Twilight was such a stupid movie i mean seriously (i've read the whole book series and 1 ~ 3 is okay, i disregarded the 'vampire sparkles' in sunlight BS so it wasn't that horrible)
But the 4th and final book really pissed me off especially the 'sudden' appearance of a baby daughter.......who is turn is the love of Bella's wanna-be-husband Jacob aka Werewolf or as they call it in the book shifters in the form of wolfs.....yea......weird, idiotic, stupid way to bring all those loose ends of the book together to end it.
I didn't know,
Sparkly vampires + sexist author who allows male vampires to reproduce but not females + Shape Shifters (werewolves) = MAJOR BLOCKBUSTER HIT!
What has the world come to >_<
@jinmugen Underworld is 10000x better then Twilight but sadly the latest Underworld movie didn't live up to my expectations : -
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This twilight topic is polluting the site.
what will be next justin bieber?
[color=#ff0000]Noes Netty!!! It's showing public awareness! -
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Twilight and Justin Bieber.... I DO hope the world gets destroyed in December 2012.
I'll make sure we've got enough pop-corn, it's a movie we won\t want to miss.
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